The Littlest Rebel

Now, I consider myself a fairly tolerant baby, but enough is enough. I'm not going to stand for any of this second-rate leftover garbage. I'm a purist from here on out. I will no longer be accepting anything but fresh milk straight from the tap - no bottles for me. This isn't an easy task. Mommy has been relentlessly pleading with me to reconsider. She's tried feeding me milk via oral syringe - waste of time. Then she tried a cup - ha! no luck there. She was really quite desperate. It was almost as if she wanted to be able to leave me. Like leaving me with a baby-sitter, or even just leaving me with daddy, was somehow a desirable arrangement. Nope, There's no getting away from me!

But finally she tried something really sneaky... she added this weird stuff to my milk! Something called "brown rice cereal." She blends up the grain very fine, cooks it, then mixes it with milk. Hm, not too bad. Maybe I'll humor her for a while.